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Davros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.
( , Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
Davros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.
( , Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
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Not me, but my dad ....
.. my mum had joined a company and very quickly got a couple of (deserved) promotions.
Her boss and his wife were coming to dinner .... they arrived early, and my dad was still in the bath ... our house had a through lounge/dining room with the stairs off one side with an upper landing with rooms off the other 3 walls. Upshot being the bathroom was near enough directly above a part of the lounge.
Mum's handing out the g&ts, doing the full Hyacinth Bucket bit.
Then there was a (very) loud noise of an underwater bath-fart, followed by my dad shouting 'TORPEDO LOS!'
That was probably 30 years ago, and it still reduces my brother and me to tears every time we remember it ...
( , Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:41, 1 reply)
.. my mum had joined a company and very quickly got a couple of (deserved) promotions.
Her boss and his wife were coming to dinner .... they arrived early, and my dad was still in the bath ... our house had a through lounge/dining room with the stairs off one side with an upper landing with rooms off the other 3 walls. Upshot being the bathroom was near enough directly above a part of the lounge.
Mum's handing out the g&ts, doing the full Hyacinth Bucket bit.
Then there was a (very) loud noise of an underwater bath-fart, followed by my dad shouting 'TORPEDO LOS!'
That was probably 30 years ago, and it still reduces my brother and me to tears every time we remember it ...
( , Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:41, 1 reply)
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