A chap I used to work with
On site, most of the spare time is taken up with childish pranks and jibes involving mothers, girlfriends and the like. All good fun.

One particular day we had a lady with us cleaning up after us clumsy louts. She thought it would be jolly funny to get in on the act, by putting some wet cement in one chaps hat. T'was indeed very funny, and we all laughed.

We all laughed a bit more at his revenge though.

For ruining his nice hat, he had rummaged through one of the skips full of old shite left in various flats and found a something we had all had a good chuckle about earlier.

He duct taped it to her rear bumper, without telling anyone, and told us to watch as she drove away, all whilst barely containing himself.

Once we had seen it, we knew why, and we knew why she was extremely pissed with him the next day.

You see, after leaving work, she had gone to her nephews nice, Catholic school to pick him up and had it kindly pointed out to her that there was an offending item on her car.

yep, she had been driving round town, and pulled up to a school, with a bright pink, 8 inch used dildo attached to her car. Which she then had to remove after another mother pointed out that it was probably not really appropriate to be sitting outside a school with a luminous sex toy on your car...
(Scrumpy does not negotiate with terrorists,, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:55, Reply)