Christmas Tales
Deskbound says: "We found my nan's false teeth under the table a few hours after we'd finished Christmas lunch. The teeth still had a mouthful of food in them." Share your Crimble-related stories.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:09)
They've banned Christmas because it's offensive to Muslims.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:35,
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You're offensive to Muslims, you porky cunt.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:36,
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Can't say Mohammed without "ham".
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:39,
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Can't say Jesus Christ without swearing,
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:41,
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"porcine"
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:17,
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