Christmas TalesDeskbound says: "We found my nan's false teeth under the table a few hours after we'd finished Christmas lunch. The teeth still had a mouthful of food in them." Share your Crimble-related stories.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:09)
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my dear old nan used to steal plastic cutlery from aeroplanes.and all her condiments from the cafe in BHS. she was fucking minted as well, the mad old bat.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:59,
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probably stuck it all on ebay, sold it back to the airlines(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:06,
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you insensitive cunt. she's been dead 20 years.and thank the lord for that - she'd have been a terror if she'd had ebay.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:25,
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Or Maybay if I told you the right words, at the right time,Would you be mine?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 21 Dec 2013, 16:09,
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