Christmas TalesDeskbound says: "We found my nan's false teeth under the table a few hours after we'd finished Christmas lunch. The teeth still had a mouthful of food in them." Share your Crimble-related stories.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:09)
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The only time we were invited to my aunt's for ChristmasChristmas morning and my father had a grey-green look, having over-indulged hugely the night before. Revivifying pre-dinner dare of the hog had merely topped up the blood alcohol level to borderline incoherent. This became clear once dinner was served. As the rest of the family looked on he slumped face first into his laden plate. We never got another invitation.
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Being a feeble lightweight is hereditary.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 9:09,
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What a fucking bender.And I don't mean a huge drinking session.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 18:15,
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