Churches, temples and holy placesTell us about the times you've been to a place of worship, and - this being b3ta - how you are now consigned to the everlasting fires of Hell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:50)
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"Does God Exist?◘ Yes
◘ No
◘ Maybe"
...read a huge banner outside our nearest community church. I walked past it a few times, the large, empty tick boxes almost beckoning me.
So, a couple of days after the sign appeared, on the way back from a heavy drinking session in town, me and my intoxicated accomplices got hold of some black paint, stole a ladder from a building site and scaled the church wall at 4am - only witnessed by a few blurry-eyed drunks wandering past - and left a giant black tick in the "No" box.
Everything went to plan. Took about a week before they painted over it again.
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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:15,
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shoulda ticked maybeand signed it
God
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