Churches, temples and holy placesTell us about the times you've been to a place of worship, and - this being b3ta - how you are now consigned to the everlasting fires of Hell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:50)
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Hymns after sunday schoolWe're not a religious family, so I've no idea how it was that aged about 3yrs old I used to get taken along to Sunday school, while the parents were presumeably in church.
After some naff storytime or similar we'd be reunited in the church with family just in time for hymns etc.
As a 3yr old of course I couldn't read, I didn't know the songs so why on earth did the sunday school teacher issue me with a hymn book and assume I'd understand???
So I did what any future b3ta member would have done.... In time to the music I sang the most appropriate words I could think of... "poo poo, wee wee, poo poo, damn and hell".
I've broken out into a cold sweat anytime I've gone in a church since.
(, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:09, 1 reply)
Silly boyYour parents weren't in church. They were out the back, dogging.
(, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:49, closed)
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