Churches, temples and holy placesTell us about the times you've been to a place of worship, and - this being b3ta - how you are now consigned to the everlasting fires of Hell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:50)
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Sadly I think it was regular water as that would have been the icing on the cake (or maybe the marzipan given the altar cloth thing). In fact washing her hands at all might be me remembering it wrong and she just wiped off the crumbs on the altar cloth. Mind you, had we broken into the holy water as well God might have just thought that was the last straw and lightning bolted us rather than just waiting for us to die of natural causes before the everlasting hell.
Also that would have been the first time I took communion in any sense. All times since then have been only slightly more legitimate as they involved not mentioning that I'm not actually eligible for it.
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I suspect drinking holy water might hurry along the natural causesBack in my churchgoing days the priest was very proud of the water that he'd had sent over from the River Jordan. I wouldn't have drunk it for a pension.
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