Yesterday, on my street corner, I saw...
an angry shouty man causing some commotion in the doorway of a church. Not a proper church mind, one of those happy clappy, talking in tongues, merkin Assemblies of God places (which are pentecostal, I think). It was the start of mass (I assume) and all the faithful were arriving and having to push past the guy.

I couldn't tell if they were dragging him back in or pushing him out, but they were properly manhandling him. He was yelling about how they were all bigots and how he was going to report them "to the NHS". I don't know whether that indicates he was a loon or that he'd stumbled on to some massive conspiracy - but when one of the parishioners tried to put his hand over the guys mouth, other people in the street stepped in and the guy broke free. "You people are evil" he yelled. "Everyone's going to know about this!". Then he scarpered.

As I say, I'm not sure what was happening there. The weirdest thing was that all the church goers were so unfazed by it, pushing straight past and walking into the church. So without jumping to conclusions, I'd have to say that they were definitely conducting some sort of weird occult medical experiment on, erm, blind children.

Off topic, but just thought I'd share. If I'm right, you heard it here first.
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:27, Reply)