Churches, temples and holy placesTell us about the times you've been to a place of worship, and - this being b3ta - how you are now consigned to the everlasting fires of Hell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:50)
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My son...... was about two and a half years old.
Being an agnostic family at best, our boys had never seen a church from the inside before.
At a time of the congregation's quiet contemplation I suddenly hear the sound of drops of liquid hitting the church floor.
To my left I see my boy - who was actually potty trained by then - grinning like a little beelzebub, quite obviously peeing his pants on purpose.
The light from one of the stained glass church windows gave his skin a distinct reddish tone, and his untamable hair only supported the impression that this child was not to grow up a devout christian.
Funnily enough my response to the wet trousers - despite my upcoming duty to get him changed -was an approving "Attaboy!" which might not help matters in the future.
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bierbelly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 11:41,
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So your story is 'I encourage my child to soil itself for attention'?(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:52,
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haha!(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:35, closed)
Excellent!(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:51,
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