Claims to FameRob writes, "My photoshop claim to fame: the way the crop tool greys out the rest of the image? That was my idea. I sent it to the Abobe features request thing back in ooh probably about 1998. (After spending a frustrating day cropping images for a dull
website, and wishing the tool worked better.)"
What crappy claims to fame can you make?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Feb 2005, 12:49)
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My friend's mum is Terry Pratchett's dentistGiven my friend is obsessed with Discworld she was very pleased when he had toothache as it gave her the opportunity to shout "My mum's pulled things out of Terry Pratchett's orifice!" at great volume.
There are a few other more direct ones -- I had a trick done on me by Derren Brown, my dad made a lovably crap joke in front of Ross Noble, a family friend's dad went to school with Timmy Mallet, my mum hung out with the Osmonds -- but none with such promise for orifice-based humour.
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Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Thu 24 Feb 2005, 22:39,
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