Claims to Fame
Rob writes, "My photoshop claim to fame: the way the crop tool greys out the rest of the image? That was my idea. I sent it to the Abobe features request thing back in ooh probably about 1998. (After spending a frustrating day cropping images for a dull
website, and wishing the tool worked better.)"
What crappy claims to fame can you make?
( , Thu 24 Feb 2005, 12:49)
Rob writes, "My photoshop claim to fame: the way the crop tool greys out the rest of the image? That was my idea. I sent it to the Abobe features request thing back in ooh probably about 1998. (After spending a frustrating day cropping images for a dull
website, and wishing the tool worked better.)"
What crappy claims to fame can you make?
( , Thu 24 Feb 2005, 12:49)
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I once told Alex Higgins to fuck off. I was working in Sock Shop in Euston Station and he came in, looking like 10 kinds of shite and asked - with very little pleasantry - ''av ya got any black socks in the sale'. I politely told him 'No, only blue or red'.
'What the fuck! Call yersell the fickin Sock Shop slur slur'
He had a point.
But there wasn't going to be any swearing in my branch of Eustons answer to anne summers
'If you swear again I'll call security' I retorted.
'What the Fuck! Do you know who I fuckin am?!' he bumbled
'No, but I know who you were, now fuck off before I call the police!'
He left - hollering
Cunt
( , Fri 25 Feb 2005, 10:22, Reply)
I once told Alex Higgins to fuck off. I was working in Sock Shop in Euston Station and he came in, looking like 10 kinds of shite and asked - with very little pleasantry - ''av ya got any black socks in the sale'. I politely told him 'No, only blue or red'.
'What the fuck! Call yersell the fickin Sock Shop slur slur'
He had a point.
But there wasn't going to be any swearing in my branch of Eustons answer to anne summers
'If you swear again I'll call security' I retorted.
'What the Fuck! Do you know who I fuckin am?!' he bumbled
'No, but I know who you were, now fuck off before I call the police!'
He left - hollering
Cunt
( , Fri 25 Feb 2005, 10:22, Reply)
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