I have a few...
Ok, first off I met Keith from The Office a few months ago at my student union, he was great, he ate scotch eggs while he was DJing -



I also met Har Mar Superstar at Reading last year, which was great, as he is awesome -



Also I am friends with a girl called Rosie, who is mates with that Amy Studt girl who released a few singles a while back trying to be the english Avril Lavigne, but she got pissed with us once and shes a horrible girl, she spent the whole evening going on about how miserable she was, and she played us one of her songs, which was met by my friend Dave saying "That was shit!", and eventually her running out of our mates flat at 6am crying, and the next week she was on radio1!



And lastly, me and my mates were on MTV when those page 3 girls released that football-related single, in the audience -



I am the chin in the extreme top-right corner, but what you can't see in the picture is the fact that the black page 3 girl sat on the arm of the sofa has her arm rested right against my penis, so I had to stand there on live TV thinking unsexy thoughts so that I didn't get a massive lob on and freak her out, and embarrass myself in front of the nation.

(Also, for those who watch Video Clash Live, the telephone vote has no bearing on the video that they show, they just ask the audience which they'd rather see during the break.)
(Jon Norris, Sat 26 Feb 2005, 3:40, Reply)