FUCK YEAH (and I apologise for the length of the post above)
Right

I met The White Stripes on my stag night, I got a kiss from Meg, and shook Jacks hand and THE FUCKING LOT MAN.

My mate got Jack to sign his Travel Card then stuck it in the underground machine 'cause he was drunk and confused and he never got it back and he cried HA HA HA HA

and me other mate couldn't go 'cause he was unclean.

(Starzy I know you're reading this, but it was your own fault for getting leprosy a month before I got married or something)

My old man once met John Lennon, and Stu Suttclife was a friend of the family before he got leprosy and snuffed it.

I served Roy Chubby Brown (the fucking fat Leper), in a coffee shop.

I was in a band with the drummer from EMF, until his left finger fell off.

The best one though, was I went to see Rob Newman and David Baddiel live and got Rob to sign a punishment slip (something that the leper colony of a school I went to gave to us when we were naughty, and our parents were meant to sign it, but me mam ain't go no hands)
and I gave it in.

THEN they mention it in the NME, which was fucking boss MAN!

Then I spilt coffee on the head of the Turkish Police yesterday, and it spilt in his weeping wounds, but he didn't mind 'cause I'm a foreigner.

And Noel 'lazar' Gallagher once pissed on me foot, and his Leper-esque mate Richard Ashcroft bumped into me in the House of Fraser.

COR Blimey I've met shit loads of Lepers.

Paul Heaton (talented Leper)
Alex Higgins (Drunk Leper)
John Parrot (Scouse Lepper)
John Sessions (Method Acting Leper)
The Grumble Weeds (Lepers all 3 of 'em)
Dooby Ducks Duck Truck (Puppet Lepers)
Ian Rush (Legwndary Leper)
Sandie Tosvick (Lezzer-Leper)
Johnny Ball (Mathmatical Leper)
Eddie Izzard (Cross-Dressing Leper)
a couples of lepers from Big Brother whose names I didn't know 'cause I don't watch the leper infested crap
and............
Robbie Williams (Cunt)

Maybe I'm Jesus ?
(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Sat 26 Feb 2005, 17:49, Reply)