How could I forget
I met some of the Aussie rugby team in Paris. Bill Young said he worshipped my curly hair (his own words) and seemed to want to kiss it. Bumgay.
I caught a bit of celery that was thrown at a super furries gig and have frozen it and kept it.... I know!
My ex girlfriend's ex boyfriend's exgirlfriend's dad played bass for Chris Rea.
On separate occasions I have played pool with Chris Tarrant's son and met his dog wandering alone in the street.
Chris Tarrant's son then asked out my gf but was harshly rejected. ha!
I saw Zoe Ball once and she was carrying a bag with a big picture of her face on it. She looked better than I expected, if slightly podgier.
My local pub in Bristol was regularly frequented by members of casualty and massive attack.
I think the ginger man-nurse from casualty was involved in a rather embarassing scene when my mate/twat told a girl she had nice tits and that he was going to "go home now and wank over them".
Also, Michaels Aspel's son goes to my uni. I was told this at a party and replied "really, doesn't his dad have loads of illicit affairs and love children?" before being kicked in the shin and told that he was behind me. I turned round and lo! he was just like a mini Aspel but with a deep and mysterious sadness in his eyes.
Apologies for height.
(chocolatepossum, Tue 1 Mar 2005, 13:23, Reply)