My nanny accidentally used the queen's bathroom
Or, possibly, one of the queen's bathrooms. My grandpa was the official milkman to the royal yacht, and as such he and his +1 were invited to a garden party in the palace grounds. My nan being prone to go snooping around, and also rather pregnant, she found herself caught short and decided to use an indoor bathroom, and not the portaloos which were set up outside.

After a few minutes there was a polite knock at the door, and one of the security guards tried to politely explain to her that she had to unlock the door sharpish, so she could be escorted back out to the 'proper' place.

I like to think she at least stole some pot pourri...
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Isn't there a law
that a pregnant women is allowed to pee anywhere, even in public with no consequences? Good on her!
( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:27, closed)