Where's Sea Tramp?
He got put on ignore by Stuart Maconie

100% TRUEFAX
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 0:22, 5 replies)

This is indeed true.
The cunt was on the radio having a good old giggle about a Jon Bon Jovi death hoax on Twitter.
"Oho!" I thought. "Time for a jolly jape with silly old Stuart!"
So I tweeted something like: "Very sad to hear about @stuartmaconie . A fine broadcaster and writer. And so young. It's a real pity."
All of a sudden he seemed not to find Twitter death hoaxes very amusing any more. He tweeted back saying something like: "That's not funny at all. It's a really stupid thing to do."
"OoOOooh!" I thought, clutching my handbag. But I deleted the tweet and went to send him one apologising. But by this time the swollen-faced ponce'd already blocked me.
No great loss in itself, although by that time I'd been on 'The Chain' 7 times and fancied going for the 10. But my entries've been ignored ever since. Bollocks.
And I did tut a few weeks later when I went to follow Lauren Laverne, having never tweeted her before - only to find she'd PRE-EMPTIVELY blocked me! So lovable old Stu had been whining about me in the office and told his sodding workmates to block me just in case! What a big girl's blouse.

I am 39 years old.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 1:05, closed)

I too am 39.
When's yer berfday?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 8:26, closed)

I am too
May :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:12, closed)

December.
Maybe we should start a club?

Feel free to join the 39ers for 2012.
b3ta.com/calendar/event/24554
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:42, closed)

April.

( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 18:11, closed)