Shit Claims to Fame II
My car was in the Specsavers advert with the old lady and the loud stereo. Not me. My stupid blue Nissan Micra. Tell us about your brushes with fame.
Suggested by Amorous Badger
( , Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:49)
My car was in the Specsavers advert with the old lady and the loud stereo. Not me. My stupid blue Nissan Micra. Tell us about your brushes with fame.
Suggested by Amorous Badger
( , Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:49)
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This is indeed true.
The cunt was on the radio having a good old giggle about a Jon Bon Jovi death hoax on Twitter.
"Oho!" I thought. "Time for a jolly jape with silly old Stuart!"
So I tweeted something like: "Very sad to hear about @stuartmaconie . A fine broadcaster and writer. And so young. It's a real pity."
All of a sudden he seemed not to find Twitter death hoaxes very amusing any more. He tweeted back saying something like: "That's not funny at all. It's a really stupid thing to do."
"OoOOooh!" I thought, clutching my handbag. But I deleted the tweet and went to send him one apologising. But by this time the swollen-faced ponce'd already blocked me.
No great loss in itself, although by that time I'd been on 'The Chain' 7 times and fancied going for the 10. But my entries've been ignored ever since. Bollocks.
And I did tut a few weeks later when I went to follow Lauren Laverne, having never tweeted her before - only to find she'd PRE-EMPTIVELY blocked me! So lovable old Stu had been whining about me in the office and told his sodding workmates to block me just in case! What a big girl's blouse.
I am 39 years old.
( , Fri 21 Sep 2012, 1:05, 1 reply)
The cunt was on the radio having a good old giggle about a Jon Bon Jovi death hoax on Twitter.
"Oho!" I thought. "Time for a jolly jape with silly old Stuart!"
So I tweeted something like: "Very sad to hear about @stuartmaconie . A fine broadcaster and writer. And so young. It's a real pity."
All of a sudden he seemed not to find Twitter death hoaxes very amusing any more. He tweeted back saying something like: "That's not funny at all. It's a really stupid thing to do."
"OoOOooh!" I thought, clutching my handbag. But I deleted the tweet and went to send him one apologising. But by this time the swollen-faced ponce'd already blocked me.
No great loss in itself, although by that time I'd been on 'The Chain' 7 times and fancied going for the 10. But my entries've been ignored ever since. Bollocks.
And I did tut a few weeks later when I went to follow Lauren Laverne, having never tweeted her before - only to find she'd PRE-EMPTIVELY blocked me! So lovable old Stu had been whining about me in the office and told his sodding workmates to block me just in case! What a big girl's blouse.
I am 39 years old.
( , Fri 21 Sep 2012, 1:05, 1 reply)
December.
Maybe we should start a club?
Feel free to join the 39ers for 2012.
b3ta.com/calendar/event/24554
( , Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:42, closed)
Maybe we should start a club?
Feel free to join the 39ers for 2012.
b3ta.com/calendar/event/24554
( , Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:42, closed)
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