Shit Claims to Fame II
My car was in the Specsavers advert with the old lady and the loud stereo. Not me. My stupid blue Nissan Micra. Tell us about your brushes with fame.
Suggested by Amorous Badger
( , Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:49)
My car was in the Specsavers advert with the old lady and the loud stereo. Not me. My stupid blue Nissan Micra. Tell us about your brushes with fame.
Suggested by Amorous Badger
( , Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:49)
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I stalked John Peel a week before he died.
Stood looking at the river that runs through Tewkesbury a tall fellow moves up beside me for a few moments. "He looks familiar." I said to the wife,"Hold up... isn't that John Peel?"
She shrugged indifference but I had to know!
A double-time walk toward the direction he'd headed and we'd soon caught up with this chap... he certainly looked like John Peel but I had to know for sure!
Then he opened his gob and there was no doubt it was he. I was happy. He died a week later, I'm almost sure it was nothing to do with me.
Something similar happened with Noddy holder who was 'enjoying' a meal with his kids on the Silk Road McDonalds in Macclesfield... Once he opened his gob there was no doubt who it was. In this case Noddy Holder didn't die a week after though.
( , Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:44, Reply)
Stood looking at the river that runs through Tewkesbury a tall fellow moves up beside me for a few moments. "He looks familiar." I said to the wife,"Hold up... isn't that John Peel?"
She shrugged indifference but I had to know!
A double-time walk toward the direction he'd headed and we'd soon caught up with this chap... he certainly looked like John Peel but I had to know for sure!
Then he opened his gob and there was no doubt it was he. I was happy. He died a week later, I'm almost sure it was nothing to do with me.
Something similar happened with Noddy holder who was 'enjoying' a meal with his kids on the Silk Road McDonalds in Macclesfield... Once he opened his gob there was no doubt who it was. In this case Noddy Holder didn't die a week after though.
( , Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:44, Reply)
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