Shit Claims to Fame IIMy car was in the Specsavers advert with the old lady and the loud stereo. Not me. My stupid blue Nissan Micra. Tell us about your brushes with fame.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:49)
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Pat Sharpe and the Pissy LemonI did a ski season in the Alps a few years ago and one night Pat Sharpe was DJing at the local club. After several drinks, my manager at the time (a delightful scouse lady called Jen) decided that he was shit and was going to punish him for said shitness in her own unique way.
She picked the lemon wedge out of her drink, urinated on it (on the dance floor, as you do) and launched it at the mulleted DJ. It hit him square in the face and we all had a good laugh.
Not sure if he knew it was covered in piss though.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:55, 2 replies)
Cor, it *is* true that all the classy birds go skiing!(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:19, closed)
Normally that is the case but this one has less class than poundland.(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:42, closed)
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