I got up on stage
During the show and asked for Duggie Browns autograph when i was about three. He was signing autographs during the interval and my gran urged me to go up and get one but i dithered so much that i was late and the show had restarted. I seem to remember he was good about it and got me to talk to the audience through his microphone (no not a euphemism).
Around about the same time while in town with my dad we bumped into Richard Dunn the man who had just fought Muhammad Ali for the World Heavyweight title. My dad asked him to pose for a photo with me holding my fist to his chin but misunderstanding i instead punched him in the face. I would like to say i laid him out with a massive drug fuelled blow and drove off in my Honda accord of justice but that would deny the truth which was i got a bollocking for hitting the nice man and the resulting photo was of me looking very sulky indeed.
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:32, 1 reply)

Duggie Brown
stroked my dog once (no not a euphemism)and said "I used to have one like this".
(Mackeson_drinker, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 6:22, closed)