Shit Claims to Fame II
My car was in the Specsavers advert with the old lady and the loud stereo. Not me. My stupid blue Nissan Micra. Tell us about your brushes with fame.
Suggested by Amorous Badger
( , Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:49)
My car was in the Specsavers advert with the old lady and the loud stereo. Not me. My stupid blue Nissan Micra. Tell us about your brushes with fame.
Suggested by Amorous Badger
( , Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:49)
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I danced with Boris Johnson
I say with. More at.
He was hurrying past the steps of the library in Oxford. I was outside having a fag.
I saw him and yelled 'BORRIISSS!' at the top of my voice.
He turned round and looked at me. I hadn't planned this far ahead.
So I jigged awkwardly from foot to foot and sang 'do do do do dooo' whilst splaying my hands out like a minstrel.
He raised his hand in acknowledgement of my dance and carried on.
( , Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:40, 1 reply)
I say with. More at.
He was hurrying past the steps of the library in Oxford. I was outside having a fag.
I saw him and yelled 'BORRIISSS!' at the top of my voice.
He turned round and looked at me. I hadn't planned this far ahead.
So I jigged awkwardly from foot to foot and sang 'do do do do dooo' whilst splaying my hands out like a minstrel.
He raised his hand in acknowledgement of my dance and carried on.
( , Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:40, 1 reply)
It's beautiful stories like this
that keep me alive.
Thankyou.
*weeps*
( , Fri 21 Sep 2012, 21:09, closed)
that keep me alive.
Thankyou.
*weeps*
( , Fri 21 Sep 2012, 21:09, closed)
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