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My car was in the Specsavers advert with the old lady and the loud stereo. Not me. My stupid blue Nissan Micra. Tell us about your brushes with fame.

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(, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:49)
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I've so far met, and didn't recognise the following people: -
Adele
Bowling for Soup
Tom Morello
John Fogerty
Dion Dublin
Jarvis Cocker

I can also confirm that the majority of WWF wrestlers are announced as being at least three to four inches taller than they actually are, Chris Jericho, as a prime example is closer to 5'10" by my estimate, rather than the declared 6'2".

Hulk Hogan has saggy nipples.

Apologies for beating around the bush with this bit, but I don't want my employer finding it: -
At a certain concert that was held at a Royal Park this year, I was dealing with the headline artists family and guests viewing area, this being the night when he had the plug pulled a little earlier than he would have hoped during a sing-song with a famous bass playing scouser. They were all lovely.
(, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 22:59, 4 replies)
There's a hairdresser in Birstall called Adele's Barbers.
Tagline: "never mind, I'll shave someone like you".

They don't really have a tagline, I made it up for the purpose of a cheap joke.
(, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 23:43, closed)
Also, Dion Dublin invented the best of all things.
A revolutionary new musical instrument called THE DUBE.
(, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 23:46, closed)
How can you not recognise
Bowling for Soup? Their singer looks like Adrian Edmondson and they've got the fattest guitarist in rock (even fatter than me).
(, Sun 23 Sep 2012, 1:20, closed)
It gets worse.
They were carrying a large inflatable unicorn at the time.
(, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:02, closed)

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