I once nearly used Mark Chadwick out of the Levellers hat as an ashtray.
As revenge for my almost faux pas, he snogged my missus next to some sheep.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:34, 7 replies)

shhhh. never diss the Chadwick, for he is inexplicably sexy...

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:53, closed)

My missus would agree with you on that one.
We were at a tiny little Drunk in Public acoustic gig; it was dark and he was sat on a wall outside the pub. What can I say? I did manage to stop myself when I realised that it wasn't actually an ashtray, but the hollow of his pork pie hat.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:56, closed)

he only wears that hat as he's bald now. plus he's a slightly arrogant twat.
I still would though.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 20:05, closed)

He's 84% cowshit.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 20:05, closed)

I snogged her
but it was with your permission.

(Disclaimer: we were in a pub and she kissed me as a gesture of friendship. Nothing hotter than that, I'm afraid.)
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 22:26, closed)

And then we carried Beekers home.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 22:30, closed)

True!
I still have photos of him passed out at the pub. Poor guy was knackered at the time.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 22:35, closed)