
My car was in the Specsavers advert with the old lady and the loud stereo. Not me. My stupid blue Nissan Micra. Tell us about your brushes with fame.
Suggested by Amorous Badger
( , Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:49)
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John Bird arrived and came over to me.
"I'm John Bird" he said.
"Yes", I said.
At this point I realised I had been given no instructions on where to send him, so I just stared at him blankly.
He stared back at me, his expression becoming increasingly alarmed until one of the conference managers came over and rescued him.
( , Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:07, Reply)
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