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My car was in the Specsavers advert with the old lady and the loud stereo. Not me. My stupid blue Nissan Micra. Tell us about your brushes with fame.

Suggested by Amorous Badger

(, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:49)
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I submit
Srsly can't believe I'm saying this
- AB for the NOT shittest claim to fame for coming up with this qotw.
The most stories (I reckon we'll hit 25 pages before Thurs.) with the least amount of bullying and fuckwittery in a looooong, looong time.

I tip my hat to you AB.
*bet he can't read this cause I bet he's been stepped*
(, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 5:40, 18 replies)
Patronising prick.

(, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 7:35, closed)
Why thank you.
Any stories to add or are you just going down the /talk avenue of critique?
EDIT: & can I add -

(, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 7:39, closed)
Bell end.

(, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 7:58, closed)
wanker

(, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 8:05, closed)
Tosspot?

(, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 8:06, closed)
Crapulous homunculus.

(, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 8:08, closed)
Spakkamundo definicus
*I made that 1 up!*
Also, I think it may be all in the pronunciation.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 8:13, closed)
Bloviating pedant.
(Actually, that could be a good band name.)

(Also, I'm primed for these as I've been reading a lot of Jack Vance lately. He uses obscure words, so for a time after reading one of his books my vocabulary becomes much richer.)
(, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 8:23, closed)
Just be thankful we haven't reached Joycian(?)
levels yet.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:21, closed)
Scrofulous Treeweasel was my favourite Vance insult

(, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 15:01, closed)
Fuckwit

(, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 8:24, closed)
Cunt

(, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:13, closed)
Pantywaist

(, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:16, closed)
Milquetoast

(, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:48, closed)
Pusillanimous cad.

(, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:11, closed)
Oh ffs! I look away for 5 min and look at you lot of
munktoinian armaquads!

EDIT: Again - if you didn't catch it, that 1 was made up.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:35, closed)
I liked it...

(, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:58, closed)
educationally subnormal
Rectal health hazard
(, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:57, closed)

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