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Dan Prick tugs our coat and tells us: "I'm enormously middle class, and was once dragged along to a bingo club by a former girlfriend and her mum. It's incredible the fury you can whip up in a room of old biddies winning a fuckton of money and telling them 'This is a load of old shit, really'". Like Pulp's Common People, have you ever tried to act down, or act up?

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My sister's friend visited. Like all women, they talk and talk and talk and talk and talk at each other, barely pausing for breath.
At one point I overheard said friend say

"Oh the WORST thing in the world is warm champagne!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 10:40, 18 replies)
that line is in "one foot in the grave"
it was on the other weekend when i was too hungover to change the channel.

your sister's friend steals lines from 90's sitcoms about old people. hope this helps.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 10:48, closed)
I don't believe it.
...also, how you doin'?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 10:50, closed)
mixing your shit-coms there
that sort of thing'll get you on albert's list of commoners...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 10:55, closed)
^doesn't own TV with remote control

(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:09, closed)
^trying too hard

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:12, closed)
>50,000 posts away from your levels of commitment

(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:17, closed)
is that even possible these days?
we're talking the kind of hangover where the noise of the button on the remote control was intolerable
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:18, closed)
^pure class

(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:21, closed)
correct

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:49, closed)
^drank two bottles of Blossom Hill Rose

(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:52, closed)
"pinky" voddie on ice
since you're offering. with a diet coke on the side.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:19, closed)
^ £20 a bottle and tastes of parma violets

(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:28, closed)

www.b3ta.com/questions/class/post2243961
(King Nightmare, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:48, closed)
^continuously upset online
www.b3ta.com/questions/controversialbeliefs/post1944294
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:17, closed)
lol I'm happy to think that you've wasted several minutes of your time trawling through my whinges looking for something to come back with
Well done.
(King Nightmare, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:46, closed)
^first link when you click your username. That's your BEST post!

(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:50, closed)
Ah.
In that case, my sister's friend is cool.

She's quite fit too.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:11, closed)
I thought "first world problems" was a few weeks ago

...to which I'd like to add:

"Oh, I just can't get the bubbles out of my screen protector!"
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:24, closed)

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