Class
Dan Prick tugs our coat and tells us: "I'm enormously middle class, and was once dragged along to a bingo club by a former girlfriend and her mum. It's incredible the fury you can whip up in a room of old biddies winning a fuckton of money and telling them 'This is a load of old shit, really'". Like Pulp's Common People, have you ever tried to act down, or act up?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:29)
Now THERE'S posh!!
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 22 Mar 2014, 10:00,
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obviously I don't bother if I can guarantee a solid
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Mar 2014, 10:02,
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It's been a long time since I could guarantee a solid
That's probably why I prefer a shower - easier to rinse the tiles after an explosive bum grenade.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 22 Mar 2014, 10:23,
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A spoonful of Bisto every day should help out there.
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Ghoti Fingers, Sat 22 Mar 2014, 10:30,
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Mine are usually so solid they split my ringpiece.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 22 Mar 2014, 10:41,
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You have a ringpiece? Flash cunt.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Mar 2014, 11:21,
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Grab it and chuck it in the general direction of the toilet?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 22 Mar 2014, 13:10,
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Once again mumsnet is way ahead of b3ta
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/childbirth/364051-taboo-water-birth-poo/AllOnOnePageApparently you should have a sieve on standby
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Ghoti Fingers, Sat 22 Mar 2014, 15:57,
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And a pot of gently boiling water to poach it.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Mar 2014, 16:14,
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