You sound like the sort of boring hipster prick who has to fill their life with mismatched tat and use big words inappropriately to compensate for your utter lack of personality, charm, wit and grace.
Grow the fuck up.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 8:26, 2 replies)

Haha oh you silly pathetic little person. I think you might be taking the internet way too seriously.
I have a great life despite a lot of shite that's been thrown my way. I have a lot of good friends, including my own grown up children. I don't bother coming on b3ta that often partly because real life is more fun and partly because of twats like you that just spend their insignificant lives telling people off on the internet. grow the fuck up yourself. I'm off to wash my mismatched dishes.
(teasus likes tea, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 14:47, closed)

Dorje,
Meet Braindead.

Braindead, be nice or you'll get the hosepipe again.
(username failed moderation, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:41, closed)

you well fancy me

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 17:51, closed)

what happens with the hosepipe?

(teasus likes tea, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 17:54, closed)

It's the biggest thing he's ever put up his arse

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 18:29, closed)

I beg to differ
unless the hosepipe is wider than his own head
(teasus likes tea, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 20:29, closed)

Quick, validate your existence again!

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 17:51, closed)

I posted a story about class in a qotw about class. Sorry if that upset you.
My life isn't about the internet. I read qotw from time to time, contributing if I have something I think people may find funny or interesting. Mostly, people do, I think. Maybe not so this time. ho hum, I'll just go and do hipster things, whatever they are.

I hope you have a lovely day, BraynDedd, and manage to pull that fuckoff great chip off your shoulder some day. Love you xxx
(teasus likes tea, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 18:10, closed)

well said

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:48, closed)

(username failed moderation, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:16, closed)

Hee hee hee
I do love this
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:35, closed)

I had a peanut butter sandwich with my lunch. True story.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:21, closed)

You're such a
fucking liar.
(username failed moderation, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 14:53, closed)