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Dan Prick tugs our coat and tells us: "I'm enormously middle class, and was once dragged along to a bingo club by a former girlfriend and her mum. It's incredible the fury you can whip up in a room of old biddies winning a fuckton of money and telling them 'This is a load of old shit, really'". Like Pulp's Common People, have you ever tried to act down, or act up?

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In the dimly lit recesses of his simian brain
I think he harbours a small hope that some daft cunts on here will actually believe him.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 18:46, 1 reply)
he's a very silly man

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 18:47, closed)
what a hopeless dickend

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 18:50, closed)
He is a very silly man and a hopeless dickend.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 19:06, closed)
you know what?
I even believe him about the Heston coffee machine.

No, I really really do.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 19:10, closed)
what a hopeless dickend

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 19:23, closed)
yer m8 i dunno, it dunt luk gud duz it m8 lol

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 19:31, closed)
I could bore you to death on the subject of coffee machines and it is safe to say that the
technology that exists to make coffee is possibly not really going to go any further in advancement. The fully automatic bean to cup machine is pretty close to doing away with the first world problem of baristas. Heston is not an engineer nor a specialist in coffee and all its various problems and charms. The best Heston could do is lend his name to a coffee machine or discover a spray flavour distillate to go with a cup of coffee. Other than, as ever, do fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 20:05, closed)
alright quinchy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 20:11, closed)
Alright
I know - but I like coffee machines. do you have a link to his original claims.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 20:12, closed)
nah, I'm not a link prick

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 20:17, closed)
I will ask AB - or rather I probably won't.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 20:28, closed)
Como esta, negron.
b3ta.com/questions/mysaviour/post1962847
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 21:32, closed)
gracias
TBF - you would have to know nothing about coffee machines to buy that model of automatic bean to cup at that price.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 21:52, closed)
^thinks Nescafe Gold Blend is height of sophistication.

(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:54, closed)
^Starbucks syrup addict ^

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 10:41, closed)
^hangs out in Starbucks all day for free wifi and warmth

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