Hey...
You'll mellow in old age too, don't worry.

I like driving large automatic cars very slowly while wearing a hat and I watch QI on the TV.

And, all beers need ice. Fact.
( Ken Oath, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 15:07, 2 replies)

I'm forty. If I ever reach the age where I lose the ability to light a fire and start drinking beer that is only palatable semi-freddo then I'll be behind you in the bollock queue.
Fucking ice for fucking beer. It's no wonder the civilised world thinks you people are savages.

And if I ever lose my mental capacity to the extent that I think the single word "fact" is a constructive and meaningful sentence then I'll cut my bollocks off from the neck downwards.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 15:12, closed)

No offence like.
Internet banter. Insert smileys and lols where appropriate. You fucking hairdresser.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 15:15, closed)

None comprehended.
Young upstart.
( Ken Oath, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 15:52, closed)

I'm with him on the gas barbecue,
but what's wrong with putting beers in ice?

Cold beer is good. Warm beer is awful. Fridges don't go in gardens.

Did I miss something?
(username failed moderation, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:28, closed)

I'm 45.
I still light fires to impress the children and show them how cave people lived.
( Ken Oath, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 15:19, closed)

Here you go.
www.mariestopes.org.au/

Don't worry about the cuckoos. With you and your gas "barbecue" out of the way the real father might show his face more often.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 15:22, closed)

Check out the T shirt on the Aboriginal bloke in the middle panel. (wait for the slides how to scroll through a few pics)
What a fucking classic! Cool dude.
( Ken Oath, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 15:54, closed)

You're so culturally insensitive.
Those are his actual eyes. That's forty years of petrol drinking you're looking at.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 18:42, closed)

Petrol *sniffing* you nong!

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 23 Jun 2012, 19:05, closed)

It's much more impressive if you do it with sticks and kindling and shit, rather than clicking a sparky thing and turning a knob.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 15:22, closed)

Nah......
You get too close and you'll singe your slippers.

And there is a real risk of steam burn when you inevitably piss on it.
( Ken Oath, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 15:51, closed)

In all fairness, if I was forced to drink Aussie beer, I'd ice it to fuckery too, so's I couldn't actually taste it.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 15:23, closed)

That's how we like it.
Cold and tasteless, like our women.
( Ken Oath, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 15:56, closed)

How dare you compare VB to a woman!
At least a can of VB tastes good as you slurp it down.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 0:04, closed)