Spoooky CoincidenceB3ta's very own Fraser was once a cycle courier. On one job out to docklands his radio gave out, so he had to find a public phonebox to ring back to base.
He'd just located one when it began to ring. Picking it up, it was (obviously) a wrong number, but Fraser recognised the voice. Turned out it was a mate of his he hadn't seen for ages.
What spoooky* coincidences have you encountered?
* spoooky should always have three o's. 100% fact
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chthonic, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 14:07)
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Beer, conentration camps and sucide bombers..........................About 2 years ago, I was a member of an UOTC while at uni. For those of you who dont know what an UOTC it is a university officer training corp. pretty much army cadets for uni students. So we basically run around with rifles and pretty much get pissed every evening.
But anways every year we have a 2 week summer camp (yes it does sound gay), this year we spent 1 week in some mock village learning how to assault and clear buildings (was very cool).
And the 2nd phase we spent a week doing adventure training exercise in Bavaria. Rafting rock, climbing, you get the idea.
Anyways on one of nights in Bavaria we were getting pissed as usual. however this night we had to dress up in costumes, anything we wanted. Those without costumes would be punished. Most probably down a dirty pint or something.
Either way im a light weight, and not know for my "pub fitness". And i had no costume, ………….fuck.
So being the resourceful lad I am, I tried to make do with what ever I could find.
Newspaper, string and duck tape.
So I did what any normal person would do and make a suicide bomber jacket. Using paper rolled into packets connecting it with string and taping the whole thing to my hoody.
The affect looked awesome, quite a few people thought it was cool, some were not impressed.
So the night went ahead ,got pissed, had a laugh, got rid the vest at the end of night. Went to bed worse for wear.
Next day my group had an R n R day (relax and recreation i think, i cant remember all the acronyms). So we spent it visiting a concentration camp.
A very solumn experience and i recommend everyone visit one if the have the chance.
on the coach back from the concentration camp to the base. One of the guys gets a text message saying theres been a terrorist attack in London.
That date July 7th.
The night i spent dressed as a suicide bomber getting pissed July 6th. I felt pretty shit and ashamed.
Its not all bad one the guys had a wank right after visiting the concentration camp. So at least im not the only one going to hell.
Length.... big enough so i dont piss on my feet.
(, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 11:27, Reply)
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