I don't understand the attractionSmaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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Dangermouse. Fucking Dangermouse"So," she said, "What's your favourite TV programme?"
To be honest, I didn't really have one, but I was getting on like a house on firewith Ange, and if cards were played right, there was every chance of red-hot hand-up-the-jumper action, with the further prospect of hand-up-her-jumper to follow.
"I'll tell you what I don't like, though" I said, for I am often very clear at what gets my goat.
"Oh, yes?" she said sweetly.
"Dangermouse."
"Mmm?"
"Dangermouse. What. A. Load. Of. Crap. No stories. Crap animation. Stupidest theme tune. I'd set the cat on the little squirt."
She got up.
She left.
There would be no hand-up-the-jumper. Not tonight. Not ever.
The next day at college, her best friend collared me in the sixth floor corridor.
"What have you done to Ange? She LOVES Dangermouse."
Ange, it turned out, also liked Fraggle Rock.
Damn you, David Jason. Damn you to HELL.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:06,
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Oh Scary...You silly, silly person!
Dangermouse fuckin rocks!!!! I should know, I have every episode ever made :0)
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:40,
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I'm with Mr. DuckI can't think of any redeeming features of that cartoon.
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Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 17:55,
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heresy!the "eyebrows" episode is a classic!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 20:32,
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It's an age thing for me...Use to watch it when I was younger and thought it was fairly witty for a kids cartoon.
The trouble is, as you get older you still remember that as a kid you thought it was good. Actually watching it again as an adult opens your eyes a bit.
I've learned never to buy DVD's of stull I enjoyed as a child. It never measures up to your memories...
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Truehe was no Count Duckula.
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