
Smaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
( , Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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I mean, what's the fucking point?
An animal selectively bred to levels of amoebic intelligence, whose only function seems to be to fetch sticks and shit everywhere.
Why? I don't need any sticks. I'm ok for slobber, thanks. And I've just had my carpets cleaned.
( , Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:35, 4 replies)

stupid fucking things are only out-stupided by their moronic owners
CUNTS
( , Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:51, closed)

I would like to point out Guide Dogs, Sniffer Dogs, Search Dogs, Herders. They're (mostly) fantastic creatures, very intelligent and loyal.
However, some ARE little carry-in-a-bag bald rats wearing tiaras.
( , Thu 15 Oct 2009, 20:12, closed)

They give me asthma attacks too.
However, they do eat all those leftover bits of animals we don't want. Nom nom nom, unidentifiable slurry!
I don't get people who want a dog for no absolutely genuinely useful purpose.
( , Thu 15 Oct 2009, 23:13, closed)
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