Victoria Wood
Her combined bodies of work have failed to raise a single smile and frequently result in anger.

Honestly, cunt cancer is too good for this woman.
(Uncle Jumbo will strip for pocket change (and/or Gin), Thu 15 Oct 2009, 17:05, 9 replies)

^
really don't get her at all
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 17:10, closed)

I'm
with you.

Same old drivel pumped out every time I have ever seen her.

It wasn't funny the first time you fat old cow!
(dchurch bah, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 17:15, closed)

Actually the funniest parts of her show involved Julie Walters - the rest is a bit like a worn old flannel.

Although just because I don't find her hugely amusing, it doesn't mean I wish death upon her. That would be a tad bizarre.
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 17:16, closed)

I don't wish death on her...
... I just want her dusty old womb to fall out and thus stop her breeding.
(Uncle Jumbo will strip for pocket change (and/or Gin), Thu 15 Oct 2009, 17:27, closed)

To be fair
I think her breeding days are over
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 17:30, closed)

Yes indeed
You are correct.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 17:19, closed)

this is part of a wider issue
most female comedians (comediennes if you like) just aren't funny. There are some notable exceptions. Lucy Porter for example is quite funny. However most are just plain shit.

Particularly Dawn French in the Vicar of Dibley, and everyone in Gavin and Stacey.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 17:35, closed)

Nope
Sorry, disagree. Her songs are funny (although Acorn Antiques/dinnerladies aren't)

Nonetheless: "cunt cancer is too good for this woman" is symptomatic of something I don't get - hating a celebrity because you're not a fan of their work. Why? By all means hate the virulent, poisonous cockholes (e.g. Piers Morgan, Rupert Murdoch etc) who influence your life by bringing poison and bile into it, but all Victoria Wood did was tell some jokes on TV. Cancer, I would say, is excessive...
(Mumm-ra, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:43, closed)

She'd get a nationwide tour and a christmas special
out of a bout of cunt cancer.
( Ping_Pang_Piddley_Dee couldn't give a big shiny fuck., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:11, closed)