Bumsexuals
I really cannot fathom why a man would want to have sex with another man? I want my sexual thrills to be soft and lovely, with moar boobehs. Not some hairy arsed queer wanting to stick his cock in my gob.

Everyone to their own and all that, i'm not saying there is anything wrong with wanting to swallow spunk, and have my cock covered in shit and blood, personally i just cannot understand the attraction.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 17:20, 8 replies)

You silly person.

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 17:22, closed)

You seem to spend an awful lot of time thinking about the details of bumsex
for one who isn't interested in it.
( Bob Todd whee, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 17:26, closed)

*cracks up*
Me neither. Being the owner of a man's arse, I feel qualified to say that there's no fucking way I'm going near another one, I'd live 1000 miles away from my own if I could...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 17:27, closed)

Hahaha.
I keep mine in another room, with padlocks on the door.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 15 Oct 2009, 19:29, closed)

I've had.....
a doctor's finger up the wrong 'un and know for sure I won't ever be an analist.
(Mister_E_Meat was caught sniffing bike saddles at, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 9:04, closed)

Hmm
It seems you think someone who is Gay is only ever obsessed about Bum Sex, rather than a person living their life who enjoys sharing their life with other men.

Do you define yourself by how you have sex?
(stubbledchin, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:39, closed)

No, it doesn't seem that way at all, if you can read.
My esteemed colleague is specifically referring to his failure to understand the attraction of male homosexual intercourse. He makes no reference whatsoever to homosexual partnerships or lifestyle: merely to the physical acts contained therein.

With this in mind, I feel duty bound to offer you A PUNCH IN THE FACE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:38, closed)

I see the rage has not abated
*cracks knuckles*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:18, closed)