David Bowie
David fucking Bowie.

His records are awful and the only original thing he did was dress up like a fucking helmet in a way that for very good reasons no one else had done before. He looked like a cretin.

We’re dealing with a man who, prior to finding success with a spasticated song cashing in on the recent moon landings (pathetic in itself), had already had TWO failed pop careers in different styles. The Stooges (for example) sounded like the Stooges. If no one liked that (and few did when they started out) they didn’t change styles to suit, they just carried on being The Stooges. It’s called integrity. Something ghastly tranny and attention whore Bowie knows nothing about.

Drum’n’Bass? The twat has even had a go at that to stay popular. And don’t give me the ‘pop chameleon’ line either. He’s desperately coat-tailed on the back of any bandwagon going (I’m so angry I’m mixing metaphors now) for decades, and his monkey-straining-for-a-shit delivery sucks a massive cock. ‘The Laughing Gnome’? A terrible Syd Barrett pastiche that certainly doesn’t have me laughing.

He ruined Raw Power by the aforementioned Stooges with his dismal attempt at producing. The mix is fucking retarded, panning all over the show, levels up and down everywhere.

His best song is Rebel Rebel – when he was coat-tailing on the massive success of the Stones. Other than that, the man is utterly without merit.

*to my /OT niggaz – you KNEW I had to do this*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 17:45, 6 replies)

Haha!
But would you punch him in the face?
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 19:34, closed)

I would punch him so very hard
that he would become a 'face oddity' after a single blow...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 8:59, closed)

his songs are odd
but i love that raspy voice and i would shag him senseless if he still looked like the goblin king
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 21:22, closed)

Each to their own, I suppose
If you're into jodhpurs pulled up to the armpits with a foil-wrapped cucumber down the front, and one of those novelty spiky mullet wigs from a joke shop, go your life...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 8:58, closed)

Space Oddity
Was written and recorded prior to the Moon landings. It was released to coincide with them.

/pedant
(David CopAFeel Used to be The_Elcat - Spouting crap since 1970., Sun 18 Oct 2009, 14:33, closed)

I don't care
Sorry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 13:54, closed)