Dragon's Den for starters...
A bunch of rich cunts thinking they are god while some people offer them parts of their business in the hope of cash returns.

Any main Sonic the Hedgehog platform game. "I know," says the Sega developer..."let's make a game where the main hero runs so fast through courses that there's absolutely no fucking chance you can properly control the cunt. And then put a load of spikes at the end, just for the sheer thrill of it." Sold!

Metal Gear Solid. Now I'm going to get a few squints on this post, as the games are considered classics, and I have played a fair few of them (on the PSP also). It's just that if I wanted to spend 40 minutes of watching dialogue and 20 minutes playing, I'd watch a season of 24 and have a game of minesweep every time there's commercial break. It's too "Flick-booky" for my liking sorry :(

King Kong. Again, purists will be spitting from the rafters. But to be honest, the entire concept for King Kong is some big fuck off ape is found on an island, stuck on stage for monies and runs off with a blonde, and their first date doesn't go too well. Um...yey. Ok, this might be exempt as there's always an underlying chance of some bestiality involved, but the idea of the heroine afterwards with a minge like Dartford Tunnel, or as I like to call it, "Katie-Price Syndrome".

Which brings me to Katie Price. Total slag with a mong child. Harvey does win her bonus points (let's be honest, when isn't a mong fun?) but then she says anything in her uber-chav voice and I switch off immediately.

The appeal of that utter utter exploitist cunt that is Jeremy Cunting Kyle. Why do millions of people every single day watch that cunt put down some mentally defenceless people? He's there to "help them" and act impartial to all parties. Does he do this? Does he fuck. He sides with the first person out there and bombards the next. I seriously would do a Leona Lewis and stitch the cunt if he went to my Waterstones. Okay, I might need to address this before I get that sniper rifle off eBay...

Keeping a girl locked in a basement for 15 years while randomly sodomizing her. It's just a hobby I just couldn't get into sorry; couldn't be arsed to keep changing her hay. (This may be a fib)

Ah well. Argue with me if you like; we're all entitled to opinions, even the BNP :p
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 18:54, 6 replies)

Kyle
Hes on Talk Sport and hes actually quite good.
(kitescreech still here, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 19:02, closed)

Jordan
WTF? I STILL hear blokes say "phoar, I'd give that one" - Really? Really?

How the hell would you get it up laying there with that leather skinned, ugly, chav-voiced skank. And those hideous things hanging off her chest....?
(dchurch bah, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 19:20, closed)

Jordan
Some blokes just like a certainty once in a while
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 19:59, closed)

I went to San Antonio once
was invited to an opening party for this night club; the tagline? Jordan will be there!

We didn't go. Instead we got pissed in the west-end. We made the right choice in retrospect.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 21:56, closed)

Jeremy Kyle
Some of the people on that show are just as scummy as he accuses them of being.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 3:53, closed)

Yes they are
Me sis and her boyfriend watched an ep of Jeremy Kyle one morning while staying at some travelodge in England (can't remember where, I think it was near Devon). Something to do with two friends arguing over the same girl or some bollocks. After this and getting ready, they pop out to the nearest shopping centre.

And see the three chavs off Jeremy Kyle getting on great shopping in some clothes shop. They knew it was the chavs as some elderly woman who was also out shopping went up to them and pretty much shouted "You was on the telly this morning, you ought to be bloody ashamed the lot of you!"
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 9:19, closed)