The Daily Mail
Hating women, asylum seekers, gays, chavs, celebrities, asylm seekers, politicians, asylum seekers, people who look like they might be asylum seekers, people who might be drunk, people who want to take away your right to drink, ID cards, crime, police who use violence, police who don't use violence, asylum seekers... How have their writing staff managed to avoid dying of a spluttering apopletic fit by now? Where do they find the energy for that much hate? I'm constantly amazed that people think of it as a morning paper; I'm already dreading work, give yourself a break and read a fucking book.

Oh, and I don't get Gwen Stefani. Hollaback Girl was fucking horrible.
(That's Just Not Funny, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 19:22, 6 replies)

It
is fun baiting them on their 'comments' section though.

I'd like to see that LittleJohn bloke beaten silly with sharp sticks by a huge gang of Black, Polish, gay blokes. And women.

If they put pictures of that on the front page, then I think I would buy a copy.
(dchurch bah, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 19:31, closed)

Baiting them on their comments section?
That sounds like great fun! Why have I never thought of that before? I'm away to do that now!
(Iaino, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:55, closed)

*Orders Mail On Sunday*

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 15 Oct 2009, 20:12, closed)

Gwen Stefani? I watched a program about her once.
I don't know what a hollaback girl is - all I know is that I want her dead.

* with apologies to Family Guy
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 7:57, closed)

The same reason why the directors of McDonalds aren't all fat bastards.
Because the writers of the Daily Mail don't hate anyone. They just cater for those who do.

Don't get high on your own supply.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:59, closed)

Gwen Stefani
I think What You Wating For? was the pop song of the decade. It never gets old.
(St. Dymphna, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 0:07, closed)