Ask yourself this
Who would you prefer dragged you back to hers for a night of barely legal carnality, that would only end when your gigglestick was worn down to a match-head

a) Nigella Lawson
b) Cheryl Cole

a) every time, as you know she'd cook breakfast in the morning...

Honestly, a more rounded lass who is confident and happy in her skin is best for teh sexytime
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 20:06, 2 replies)

b)
for me. Just as long as the only time she opened her mouth it isn't to talk in that fucking annoying voice.
(dchurch bah, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 20:16, closed)

I would also take b) back
but only to hold my clothes whilst I got down and dirty with a)
(randomstupidname would really like this signature field to be bigge, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 21:27, closed)

a) most definitely. Hell yes.

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 3:50, closed)