Travelling
OK, i dont mind a jaunt for a week or two, max, but the whole idea of backpacking round 'the wurld', or anywhere for that matter just doesn't appeal to me in the slightest. I have been on various foreign holidays and the highlight of all of them, has been arriving back home!

Why the fuck would anyone want to shuffle around poverty stricken/weird/dangerous/strange/annoying places pretending to 'see the world'. Fuck that. I live in Scotland, and people come HERE for a holiday, so if it's good enough for them, it's good enough for me...i live here goddamit. I like iving here, i like the way things work, it's familiar and i can navigate it with ease.

Fuck airports, fuck queuing, fuck discomfort, fuck chronic diarrhoa, fuck scenes of crushing poverty, fuck australians with their irritating accent, fuck people trying to rip me off or take what i have, fuck drinking FAR too much weak lager, fuck all the other cunts you meet who are having the same shitty 'experience', and attempting to bond on that basis alone and boring each other with small talk and tales of mediocrity.

Fuck.It.All
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 23:22, 3 replies)

It might be the fact that you said you were scottish
But that little fuck everything rant in the middle reminds me of the opening monologue from trainspotting (ooh - must watch that again, it's been a while).
(mmm....beer, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 23:42, closed)

Scotland
The people that go there have an excuse - they don't know any better. The people that live there?
(Benzyl, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:41, closed)

yes, there is a lot shit and idiots
but not as many as england, for example. Plus the scenery is exceptional......and the chippies are pretty good as well.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:47, closed)