Breakfast in Bed
The crumbs from the toast inevitably go all over the sheets and so the next night it feels like you're bedding down on sandpaper. Just shit.
(Hansdown, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 23:57, 5 replies)

Here mate, have some advice
dont eat toast in bed, eat something else...and even if you insist on eating toast, don't be a mucky pup, eat with your mouth closed, over a plate, or newspaper, or porn.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 0:58, closed)

Brush 'em off before you lie down.
There you go. Problem solved.
(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 2:07, closed)

But crumbs
however fastidious one is, will ALWAYS find a way into the bed.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 3:05, closed)

True.
Many a night Mrs D and I have toast in bed - nothing better - well....

...and it matters not that we have plates, and eat carefully, crumbs will find a way.

It's a right pain in the backside, sometimes literally, as we both love butter on toast while watching a film in bed.

Ahh..the trials and tribulations of life, eh?
(dchurch bah, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 7:52, closed)

this is true

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 9:35, closed)