I don't understand the attractionSmaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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People who go 'cor look at er' at page 3 in the Sun/StarI work in the same building as the Daily Star, and most lunchtimes an extremely rough-looking woman will be waiting in reception.
Her skin will look like she's had a fight with a satsuma and lost. She'll be tripping over her ridiculous breasts and have a face that looks like it's been sucking on the business end of a donkey all morning.
The next day she's page 3, airbrushed to fuck, under the title "Megan, 21 from Essex"
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rofl harris, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 10:42,
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"sucking on the business end of a donkey"....gets you a click.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 10:56,
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Business endwhat's at the pleasure end?
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:08,
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wellI guess it's entirely your call which end that is.
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rofl harris, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:16,
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