Oh, and whilst I remember...
Tea. Especially fruit tea that smells like hot fruit cordial and tastes NOTHING like it. Plah.
( e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:54, 5 replies)

Oh delicious-looking fruit teas. Raspberry and apple. Blackberry and Strawberry. Oranges and peach.
You promise so much and deliver so little.
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:55, closed)

^this
And check out the ingredients on them. Never been near a piece of bloody fruit.
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:01, closed)

Or a tea bush
So neither "fruit" nor "tea".
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:21, closed)

People give me strange looks when I say I don't like tea or coffee
"How do you get up in the mornings?" they ask. "What do you do when you need a break from work?".

Well let's see:

1) I drink water or fruit juice
2) I stop working for a bit, do something else for a while, then start again a bit later

Wow, what a fucking weirdo.
( reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:26, closed)

as i am currently drinking a cup of earl grey
i can't completely agree with you, but fruit teas are a huge disappointment.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:53, closed)