Nightclubbing
Spending hours in a claustrophobic firetrap pressed up against the sweating frames of two or three thousand priapic males and chavettes in heat just to attempt to get them into a cab with you afterwards so you can get your fingers into their fetid mimsies.
The booze is overpriced, the music sounds like car alarms and cranial trauma and you have to wait outside in the cold for what seems like an ice age before some shaven headed troglodyte with a piece of wire in his ear will deign to let you in.
(Vic Flange, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:24, 8 replies)

You're going to the wrong clubs!
Corporation in Sheffield. Now there's a club. Not a chav in sight.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:28, closed)

Lots of utter cunts pretending to be the loneliest person in the universe though.
And last time I went the DJ had never heard of Carcass.
( Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:31, closed)

Oh I just ignore that lot.
Go in with a large group of mates, comandeer a corner and drink the night away with a cig/spliff... good times.

Not been in years mind.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:43, closed)

Just ignore them
and have a good time with your mates then. I find other people in clubs are often like NPCs in computer games. They're there to fill the environment without you having to give a fuck about dealing with them* if you don't want to. Corporation is a good club, best preceded by a load of quality beers in the Devonshire Cat.

*Unless you're on the pull, obv.
(The man with the flan swashed his buckle on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:02, closed)

Ahhhh but the drugs, my good man, the drugs
The magic ingredient that makes it all work.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:35, closed)

Yes, yes, 1000 times yes!
;)
(Turn that bloody gramaphone down has incorrect spelling in her username *WINS*, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:43, closed)

You're going to the wrong clubs

( rofl harris, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:34, closed)

You need to get w@nkered first.

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sat 17 Oct 2009, 0:42, closed)