Fat Dancer!
Robbie 'fuckin talentless fat' Williams.

Cant write songs, Cant dance, cant sing.

No wonder he's depressed?
What a waste of oxygen that twat is!!!
(Cunning Stunt, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:20, 7 replies)

OoooooOOOooooooOOOOOoooooohhhhhhh !!!!!
I've got a good story about this man!!! It involves a toilet, his cock, and a mate of a mate's mouth.

Oh, and this mate of a mate is a gay man who likes sucking off people in toilet cubicles.

Obviously, I can't go into details...
( SpankyHanky, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:22, closed)

I so wish you could

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:25, closed)

Apparently Mr Williams likes it both ways
Oh, and he's also well into all this warhammer bollocks - I know that cuz I used to manage one of their shops up in the north east. He goes to their big day out adventure thing and everything.

But - more importantly - he apparently likes the cock. Especially Welsh cock. Any takers out there???
( SpankyHanky, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:33, closed)

I like him more already
but then I've always been a big Robbie Williams fan - or in the words of my missus, a "fuckin' gay fuck".
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:46, closed)

Hes only depressed....
because its fucking dark when you are so deep in the closet
(skintagain, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:31, closed)

He's so far in the closet
He's having adventures in Narnia.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:43, closed)

yes yes and yes...
If you're desperate enough to listen, he sings in French to a man!!

It'd be "Ma chere" otherwise, fuckit..
"Let me Entertain You"? I doubt he'd be interested in me 'cos I don't have one..
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:52, closed)