I love the way vegetarians say
"If you had to kill your own meat, could you? I mean, COULD YOU? Could you really club a cow to death? COULD YOU?"

Normally the best response to this is to look at them with daggers and say: "At the moment I'm seriously considering giving canibalism a go..." and just leave it hanging there...
( SpankyHanky, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:48, 2 replies)

Or just say:
"On the day that you grow all your vegetables from seed, grind your own flour to make bread and do whatever the fuck it is they do to make tofu and quorn. We have farmers for a fucking reason, twat."
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:52, closed)

i like this
*click*
(Alphabet Soap boshboshboshbosh, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:56, closed)

Exactly
what the fuck is Tofu anyway? Some sort of draft excluder?
( lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:57, closed)

fermented bean curd
it's fucking horrible
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:58, closed)

I would just say "I could and I have"
Because I could and I have.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:14, closed)