I don't understand the attractionSmaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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Vocal gymnastics by female singersDear Leona, Beyonce, Mariah, Whitney, Christina and Celine,
It is not necessary to use 26 different bloody notes when just one will do.
Thanks.
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:55,
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I liked the way Charlie Brooker described it:In X-Factor world, you're only considered "good" if you ostentatiously bend every note like Mariah Carey folding a theremin in half.
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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:05,
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YeahPick a note, bitch.
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I also hate the accompanying hand movements ,as they go up a tone the hands move up like a spastic Gerry Anderson creation.
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bane, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:25,
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Total agreementI do abit o' singing meself. In two bands. And not once do I get the urge to warble, genuinely warble, in the way those fucking x factor knobs do. and I don't get this "take a perfectly good tune that someone else wrote and change everything but the words" thing either. An acoustic version, yes. A slower version, yes. Your own interpretation, sure. But stick to the fucking original tune for the vocal or near to it at least, you twat - that's why we liked the song in the first place !
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