Smaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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...was in an inexplicably serious advice section of the "Sports Truth" a free newspaper you only find in old man's pubs that has tits in the centre section. One bloke complained about getting a piece of corn stuck in the eye of his cock that the doctor had to remove. The advice giver replied "wear a condom them you twit!"
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 4:57, 1 reply)
ok folks move along, just an urban myth folks, move along please
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 10:18, closed)
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