
Smaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
( , Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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They're never how you imagine them are they? It's just loads of people who can't get laid elseware sweating over each other with god knows what diseases and the most un-erotic dirty talk ever. If you've never been to one, I recommend you keep it that way. Threesomes are way overrated too, if you want it kinky get liquid latex or good old-fashioned handcuffs.
( , Sat 17 Oct 2009, 14:52, 6 replies)

I've seen a few erm documentaries about them and the all looked ok...
( , Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:25, closed)

Maybe I should have been taking grammar lessons instead :)
( , Tue 20 Oct 2009, 19:38, closed)

not everyone gets up to the same very sexual escapades as me. Curious...
( , Sat 17 Oct 2009, 19:55, closed)
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